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WE ARE MICROSOFT. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
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According to
my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
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Make it idiot
proof and someone will make a better idiot
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WARNING: mental backup in progress. |
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Back
up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
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Who
is General Failure
and why is he reading my hard disk? |
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To
err is human to really screw up, you need a computer
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When
all else fails Manipulate the data.
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Defecation
eventuates.
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Not tonight dear,
I have a modem!
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