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I'm
hung like Einstien and smart as a horse.
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I
dont date girls that use 4 letter words like dont...stop...quit
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if
its not one thing its your mother!
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Here's
today's Math lesson
Ball + Chain = Marriage |
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9
out of 10 Men who tryed Camel's prefered Women
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Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.
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Have
you ever noticed how nothing is impossible
for those who don't have to do it? |
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I can only please
one person a day, and today ain't your day...
(tomorrow ain't looking good either). |
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Hard
work has a future payoff.
Laziness pays off NOW! |
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We've
got what it takes to take what you have got.
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I'm
out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
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I
still miss my ex-wife.
But my aim is improving. |
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I can't
go to work today.
The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns. |
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I
drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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My
wife said "If you go hunting or fishing one more time
I'm going to leave you" ...I'm sure going to miss her. |
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Horn
broken.
Watch for finger. |
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I gave up drinking, smoking and sex Worst 15 minutes of my life |
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Will
work for food
Will beg for sex |
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No
money in this vehicle Driver is married
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I got this motor home
for my wife
Best deal I ever made |
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I
OWE, I OWE SO OFF TO WORK I GO
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I
am not a bum My wife works
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I
fight poverty I work
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I
am not unemployed I am a consultant
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Too
Close for Missiles, Switching to Guns
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This
car protected by a pissed off mother with a .45 auto.
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The
kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere
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I
have a problem with drinking...
two hands and only one mouth |
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Honk
if parts fall off!
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My
wife's other car is a broom.
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I'm the man of this house
and
I have my wife's permission to say so. |
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I'm the person your mother warned
you about!
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My other wife is beautiful.
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The worst day
fishing is better than the best day working.
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Join
the Army: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people
and then kill them |
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My wife complains about me not listening
to her..
or something like that... |
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I
need someone really bad.
Are you really bad? |
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I don't care who you are, what you
are driving,
or where you would rather be |
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who
don't
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It's as bad as you think
and they are out to get you.
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Archeologists will date any old
thing
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