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If at first you don't succeed,
skydiving is not for you. |
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The journey
of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
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Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. |
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Sex
is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
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Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. |
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No
one is listening until you make a mistake.
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Always
remember you're unique,
just like everyone else. |
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Never
test the depth of the
water with both feet. |
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It is far more impressive
when others discover your good qualities
without your help. |
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If you think nobody cares
if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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We are born naked, wet,
and hungry.
Then things get worse. |
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Experience is something
you don't get until just after you need it.
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Duct tape is like the
force.
It has a light side and a dark side and holds the universe together. |