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One
who farts in church
sits in his own pew. |
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Sin
Now, Pray Later
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Athiest,s
Go to Hell.
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God's
coming.
And She's pissed! |
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The Big Bang Theory:
God Spoke and BANG it Happened.
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Atheism
is a non-prophet organization.
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Ask
me about my vow of silence.
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Want
a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
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My
karma ran over your dogma.
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Worry,
God knows all about you.
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Jesus
is coming, look busy!
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Jesus
loves you! (everyone else thinks you're an asshole!).
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Suicide
is a way of telling God
'you can't fire me, I QUIT!' |
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I have nothing against god, it's his followers that I can't stand |
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Heaven
doesn't want me,
and hell is afraid I'll take over |
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The
more you complain, the longer God lets you live
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God, please protect
me from your followers.
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God
is living in Canada and doesn't want to get involved!
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Clap
one hand if you love Budda
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When
God made man she was only kidding!
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When
you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the IRS)
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Pray
for Whirled Peas!
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Fleece
on earth, good wool to ewe.
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LEAD
ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION,
I CAN FIND IT MYSELF |
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Next
time you think you're perfect,
try walking on water. |