Bumper Stickers (Science / Nature)

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
 
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.

 

If we aren't supposed to eat amimals,
why are they made with meat?
 
 
3 kinds of people:
Those who can count
and those who can't.

 

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
All generalizations are false.

 

Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks.
 
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people have.

 

I think that I think,
therefore I think that I am.
 

Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.


He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
 

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

 
Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
Today's subliminal message is: ( )
The future begins tomorrowhen
 

Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people
is crazy, check 3 friends,
if they are ok, your it -

YOU!!! Out of the gene pool
 

 

Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
Earth first!
We'll strip mine the other planets later!