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I
am 49%love goddess, 51% bitch
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I
may be a cruel, heartless bitch,
but I'm good at it |
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It's
not pretty being easy...
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i am a virgin (this is an old sticker) |
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Your
a naughty boy....go to my room!
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If
only I was rich instead of beautiful
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If you think i'm a bitch you should meet my mom! |
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Moody bitch seeks nice guy for love-hate relationship - |
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If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons |
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Good
Girls Go To Heaven, |
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SO MANY MEN,
SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. |
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I
STOP FOR NO APPARENT REASON.
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IF
YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN. |
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DON'T
TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.
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GOD
MADE US SISTERS;
PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. |
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PRINCESS,
HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.
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COFFEE,
CHOCOLATE, MEN SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
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HOW
CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
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GUYS
HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE... |
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NEXT
MOOD SWING |
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AND
YOUR POINT IS...?
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WARNING:
I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. |
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OF
COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY |
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DO
NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN. |
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YOU
HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT,
SO PLEASE SHUT UP |
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MY
MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR
GUILT TRIPS. |
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DON'T
UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO BREAK.
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I'M
ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.
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SORRY
IF I LOOK INTERESTED.
I'M NOT |
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Women
who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
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Women
are natural leaders
You are following one right now |
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Sorry,
I don't date outside my species.
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Men
are idiots and I married their king.
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Caution!
Driver's applying make-up
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I
drive this way just to piss you off.
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Stop
Inbreding! Ban country music.
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