Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

Dogs like beer.

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.

Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've ever had.

The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.

Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

Anyone can get a good looking dog.

A dog's parents never visit.

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